Bulo’s Apartment Scene: Jason, Bulo, & Evans
Jason: “Let’s go. We need to talk.”

Bulo: “Ah, screw you. No”

Jason: “No? You don’t have much of a choice, Bulo.”

Bulo: “Not much a choice? Screw you! You bust in here. You scare the shit out of me. You don’t even knock. You don’t ask how it’s going or anything. You just come in here all Terminator, ‘We have to talk. Let’s go.’ You’re not even close to Schwarzenegger. Where do I start on the list of ways that you’re not Arnold Schwarzenegger? You’re not governor of California. You never co-starred with Jesse Ventura and you’re not married to a Kennedy, for starters. You bust in here with your ten year old partner. I should be reporting you ’cause that’s not right! Let’s check your hard drive and see what’s on it! So you think I’m gonna go with ya ’cause you scare me with your little kid?! No way! I’m not goin’ anywhere. You can suck my left ass-ball. That’s right, kid. I got ass-balls! Look it up!”

Jason: [to Evans] “Shoot him in the face.”

Bar Scene: Jason & Evans
Evans: “Sir, when did I become such a loser?”

Jason: [paying attention to a drunk, singing Summer] “It was a Tuesday.”

Killopoth Country Scene: Jason & Evans
[Evans runs off to get Holly.]

Jason: “Evans, wait! Didn’t your mom ever teach ya not to trust a half-naked woman in the woods?!?

The Citizens Attack Scene: Jason & Summer
Jason: “Remember, these are innocent people. So try not to hurt them.”

[Summer slaughters several people and then looks back at Jason and mouths “What? I can’t hear you.”]

Jason: “Never mind. Carry on.”

The Citizen’s Attack Scene: Jason & Bulo
[Bulo spots a grandma strolling along in a walker. He’s not sure if she’s infected.]

Bulo: “Jay?”

Jason: “Yeah?”

Bulo: “Do I shoot the grandma?”

Jason: “What?”

Bulo: “Do I shoot the grandma?”

Jason: “Is she evil?”

Bulo: [observers her for a moment] “She’s old.”

Jason: “Yeah, but is she evil?”

Bulo: “I guess.”

Jason: “Your call.”

Bulo: “Say hello to my little friend!”

[Shoots the grandma.]

After Entering the Flying Castle Scene: Jason & Kyle
Kyle: “What took you guys so long? I was beginning to worry.”

Jason: “Oh well, you’d be surprised at how bad traffic is when there’s a giant castle in the middle of the city!”

After Summer Stops the Energy Transfer Scene: Jason & Bulo
Bulo: [to Kyle & Renee] “You’re finished nut-wads!” [Looks at Jason] “Right?”

Jason: “Right, but said with more style and coming from someone who’s not a monkey.”

After Mardock Infects Jason Scene: Jason & Bulo
Jason: [as Mardock to Bulo]: “On your knees, toad!”

Bulo: “Oh, on my knees? Oh, yes, sir. Good idea.”

Jason: “I need an emissary; someone to help communicate with the other maggots.”

Bulo: “Oh, well, good thing I’m fluent in maggot.”

Jason: “I will usher in a new world order. One that sees me take my rightful place as ruler of all!”

[Bulo interrupts by coughing and clearing his throat.]

Jason: “How dare you interrupt me?!”

Bulo: “Yeah, I know. Could be a bad judgement call, could be a good one.”

Jason: “Well?”

Bulo: [Looks around] “Uh, well what?”

Jason: “What is it? You interrupted me mid-sentence. What is it you that would like to say?”

Bulo: “D’Oh! Yeah! Right! Umm, just that all that ‘New World Order’ stuff, I’ve kinda heard it before.”

Jason: “Really?”

Bulo: “Yeah.”

Jason: “From where? Have you met Nacelle, the Nefarious?”

[Bulo Nods.]

Jason: “Oh, I knew that Cardathian Demon would steal my thunder!”

Bulo: “There’s also one another thing.”

Jason: “Yes?”

[Summer is sneaking up behind him.]

Bulo: “You’re about to get totally wrecked.”